> Use the third letter of your first name to determine > your new first name: > a = poopsie > b = lumpy > c = buttercup > d = gidget > e = crusty > f = greasy > g = fluffy > h = cheeseball > i = chim-chim > j = stinky > k = flunky > l = boobie > m = pinky > n = zippy > o = goober > p = doofus > q = slimy > r = loopy > s = snotty > t = t ulefel > u = dorkey > v = squeezit > w = oprah > x = skipper > y = dinky > z = zsa-zsa
> Use the second letter of your last name to determine > the first half of your new last name:
> > a = apple > > b = toilet > > c = giggle > > d = burger > > e = girdle > > f = barf > > g = lizard > > h = waffle > > i = cootie > > j = monkey > > k = potty > > l = liver > > m = banana > > n = rhino > > o = bubble > > p = hamster > > q = toad > > r = gizzard > > s = pizza > > t = gerbil > > u = chicken > > v = pickle > > w = chuckle > > x = tofu > > y = gorilla > > z = stinker
> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine > the second half of your new last name: > > a = head > > b = mouth > > c = face > > d = nose > > e = tush > > f = breath > > g = pants > > h = shorts > > i = lips > > j = honker > > k = butt > > l = brain > > m = tushie > > n = chunks > > o = hiney > > p = biscuits > > q = toes > > r = buns > > s = fanny > > t = sniffer > > u = sprinkles > > v = kisser > > w = squirt > > x = humperdinck > > y = brains > > z = juice |