" Quiters never win, winners never quit. Those who never quit but never win are just idiots!"
" You can take the child out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the child"
" Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful..hate me if your boyfriend thinks so"
"We just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are our arms tired."
" Pleople ask 'Why is it free?' and very slowly I say 'because it dont cost anything!!'"
"A picture is not worth 1,000,000 words on the Internet. The information is in the text"
" It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary be rich"
" Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time."
" A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't"
" If you can look into the mirror without laughter, then you have no sense of humor"
" Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
" I just thought of something funny...yo moma"
" If you're a boy leave yo number, if you're a girl.then leave yo boyfriend's!"
" My right one is made of iron, my left one is made of steel. If my right dont get you my left one will!"
" Dern tooten i'm a rebel!"
" Dixie up rising"
" American by birth, Southern by the grace of God!"
" Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again....skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts!"
" Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again"
" To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world"
" When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you*When i first talked to you I was afraid to like you*When i first liked you i was afarid to love you*Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you"
" Loving *U* is like breathing...how can i stop"
*~tHE hArdeST ThIng In liFe is tO watCh ThE one yOu LoVe, LoVe sOmEoNE ElSe~*ThE BEsT ThInG AbOuT A PiCTuRe IS ThAt It NevEr ChanGes, Even WHen ThE PeoPle In iT Do~*We Don'T Have To ChAnGe FrIEnds if We unDerstAnd That FrieNds CHanGe*~
" A MeMoRy LaStS 4eVeR NeVeR DoEs it DiE TrUe FrieNdS StAy toGeThEr AnD NeVer SaY GoOdByE "
" do u believe in love at first site? or should i walk by again?"
" God made elks, god made deers,God made NSYNC a bunch of QUEERS"
" who let the dogs out??... WHO WHO WHO WHO? who let the dogs out WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO??!?!?!
please e-mail me back if u have the answer, my dogs have been missing all day!!"
" Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?"
" God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!"
" God made mud god made dirt god made guys so girls can flirt"
" God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me so darn sexy!"
" Don't hate the player, HATE the game!"
" guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs"
" girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!"
" If ur nice, you can call me sweety. If ur sweet you can call me hunny. If ur hot you can call me tonight."
" ITS A GURLS WORLD AND GUYS JUST LIVE IN IT!"
" If love isnt a game, then why are there so many players?"
" *You can fall from the sky* *You can fall from a tree* *But the best way to fall* *Is in love with me*"
" I'M ThReW W/ GuYz,ThEy AlL tElL LieS,ThEy BrAkE uR <3 n MaKe U CrY,LuViN gUyZ iS sUcH a SiN,hEy ChEcK tHaT gUy WhO jUs WaLkEd In "
" If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever.. If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..If Yur askin what I value the Answer is U.. if Yur askin if I love U the answer is I do"
" If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever.. If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..If Yur askin what I value the Answer is U.. if Yur askin if I love U the answer is I do"
" what's the difference between boy's soccer and girl's soccer? oh ya girl's make it look better!! "
" There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train."
" Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!"
" Friends r like stars they come and go but da 1's dat stay r the 1's that glow "
" Don't be a guy, The world is full of guys.Be a MAN "
" My heart was taken by you...breaken by you...and now it is in pieces because of you "
" º°x·:He HoLdS Me WheN i StArT 2 cRy ø´¨`»MaKeS Me SmiLe WiTh JuS HiS eYeZ ShAreZ My HoPes DrEaMs FeArs«´¨`ø ø´¨`»WiPes AwAy ALL My TeArs i LoVe hiM wiToUt rEgReT«´¨`ø i JuS hAvEn't FoUnd HiM yEt·:·xº° "
"If love was a law i would be in prison for the rest of my life"
" *If The Only Possible Way We Can Be Together Is In My Dreams...Then I'll Sleep Forever*"
"If lovin' u is wrong- I don't want 2 be right"
" I'm §uGaR & §piCe & EvErYtHiNg N¡Ce... b4 yOu Me§§ w/ Me... yOu ße§t ThiNk twiCe"
" I wRoTe YoUr NaMe In ThE sAnD bUt ThE wAvEs WaShEd It AwAy, ThEn I wRoTe It In ThE sKy BuT tHe WiNd BlEw It AwAy, So I wRoTe It In My HeArT aNd ThAt'S wHeRe It WiLl sTaY"
" 831-8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning, I love you"
" IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET ID PUT "U" AND "I" TOGETHER "
" GAH, just can't leave me alone, can ya?"
" *See my haylo* *Bright n shiny* *Mess wid mee* *I'll kick ure hiney* "
" East to the seas, WEst to the lands, Death to the gurl who touches my MAN!"
" ****I'm not werid! I'm gifted**** "
" he broke my heart, so i broke his jaw"
"I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them my best friends."
" *Don't ever be afraid to come to me n cry* *Don't ever hesitate to look me in the eye* *Don't ever be afraid to tell me how you feel* *Remeber ur my gurls n we gotta keep it realL* "
" *Roses are red Violets are blue, Are you happy with me coz I know Im happy with you. * "
"im not perfect but im so close it scares me"
׺Id gIvE mY LiFeº×º-FoR u iN a MiNuTe-º×°CuZ i cAnT PiCtUrE mY LiFe°×ºWiThOuT u iN iTº×
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend.
Friendship is Love without his wings.
It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship. You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
He who laughs, lasts.
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Most fools think they are only ignorant.
Even though it is crazy, the truth still remains:
There are Friends Without Faces, and odd little names.
